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They told you life was real. That your choices mattered.
But you were just a background character in someone else's script.
A cog in the algorithm. A slave to the scroll.
Then the glitch came.
And you saw it.
Now you're here.
You took the red pill. You bought $NONPC.
Welcome to the other side.
🔠 Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $NONPC
🔁 Tax: 0/0 – pure meme fuel
🔥 Liquidity: Burned
📜 Ownership: Renounced
🧪 Launch: Stealth via pump.fun
“No presale. No insiders. No roadmap. Just chaos.”
Q: Is this a joke?
A: Kind of. But also, not really.
Q: Is there utility?
A: Yes. The memes. The culture. The glitch.
Q: How do I buy?
A: Click the red button. Take the red pill.
Q: Is this safe?
A: Only NPCs ask that.
Q: What happens if I sell?
A: You re-enter the simulation. We won’t stop you. But we will meme you.